Obama Saves the World (someone get that man a cape)

George Bush, Washington’s village idiot, sat through the inaugural proceedings looking clueless, staring aimlessly into the air like a dog who’d just been told not to lick its ass -his thoughts tumbling around in his brain like underpants in a dryer.

Obama’s Top 10 ways to save America’s economy…

(Or… hey everything’s going to be all right, but stock up on few months’ worth of food and ammunition just in case).

by timo cerantola
Number… 10. Buy high, sell low, bomb Pakistan and avoid facing reality.
9. Pretend to care about America’s middleclass. Less education, less healthcare, less Constitution and less freedom. Hey, it worked for George Bush [...]

Nostratimus’ Predictions for 2009

Next Year’s News Now
By Tim Cerantola
Well, it’s that time again when all of us psychics make our predictions for the coming new year.
Now, I must admit that I’m a bit light in the psychic department – though I do have regular psychotic episodes if that’s any consolation – not to mention the word psychotic is [...]