The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?

By Timo Cerantola

Am I an asshole?
Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be).
It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all guilty of a little shameful if not disgraceful behaviour – though for some, it has become their life’s purpose, their modus-operandi if you [...]

Obama Saves the World (someone get that man a cape)

George Bush, Washington’s village idiot, sat through the inaugural proceedings looking clueless, staring aimlessly into the air like a dog who’d just been told not to lick its ass -his thoughts tumbling around in his brain like underpants in a dryer.

Obama, growing on me like a colony of E. coli

By Timo Cerantola

 Two months in and the best thing I can say about Barack Obama is that he’s not George Bush. Granted, he may be better than that banal skin sack Bush, but if the outcome is the same, does it really matter?
 Is a knife in your back better than one through your heart? What [...]

2012 – The End of the World

The End
By Timo Cerantola
The end of the world is coming very, very soon. I know this, because it’s almost the year 2012 and besides, it’s written right on the front page of one of those supermarket tabloids. It’s true.  The headline even specified the exact day and time, “The end of the world is coming [...]

Obama’s Top 10 ways to save America’s economy…

(Or… hey everything’s going to be all right, but stock up on few months’ worth of food and ammunition just in case).

by timo cerantola
Number… 10. Buy high, sell low, bomb Pakistan and avoid facing reality.
9. Pretend to care about America’s middleclass. Less education, less healthcare, less Constitution and less freedom. Hey, it worked for George Bush [...]

Nostratimus’ Predictions for 2009

Next Year’s News Now
By Tim Cerantola
Well, it’s that time again when all of us psychics make our predictions for the coming new year.
Now, I must admit that I’m a bit light in the psychic department – though I do have regular psychotic episodes if that’s any consolation – not to mention the word psychotic is [...]

I want a cheese that can drive women crazy!

CHEESE?
By Tim Cerantola
If you were to ask me, Tim, as a media professional who knows absolutely nothing about advertising, what would you say is the most effective way to advertise a product on TV?
Well, judging by what I’ve seen of TV ads I’d say, first, assume that the entire viewing audience is completely and totally [...]

Your Daily Dosage of Doom and Gloom

Kiss Your Butts Good-Bye!
By Tim Cerantola
According to many psychics, religious fundamentalists and doomsday enthusiasts (who are all, more or less, the same people), the Bible’s final battle between good and evil is now imminent.
In fact, these apocalyptic predictions are taken so seriously by so many; a profitable “end times” industry has emerged to feed this growing [...]